The Funny Things Kids Say… and The Mom Workout

Kids say the darnedest things, the say… just not always at the right moment!  Ruth, from the iFamily Mom Squad, is here to share with us some of the funny, and embarrassing things that her kids have said and done!

 

The Funny Things Kids Say

Sitting at the table the other day with my kids proved to be a bit humorous. This happens often as I have three at varying ages of 9, 6 and 3.  It just so happened on this day we were splitting a pepperoni pizza for lunch; a staple item in our house but usually not a topic of discussion. Today was different. After a few random topics of discussion, I stumbled upon a rare moment where my son also my oldest decided to educate his sister’s about the origin of pepperoni.

Now before I move ahead…

Let me say that this was funny because my 6 year old daughter seems to think she is a comedian lately and decided to show him up. My son relayed and I quote, “Do you know where pepperoni comes from?” My daughter said no, and he proceeded to tell her in the most serious of voices….”Pepperoni grows on a pepperoni plant. People pick it, cut it and put it on their pizza.” I had stepped out of the room to refill drinks and happened to walk in at this moment. Looking dumbfounded, I asked him, “What? Who told you that?”. To which he replied, “I thought because it had pepper in it, it grows off a pepper plant”.  I proceeded to tell him that pepperoni is a sausage and I threw out there, “Where does sausage come from?” My little comedian chimed in, “Oink, Oink!”

This just happens to be one of those embarrassing moments for my kids that I choose to remember.

It is a funny memory from a couple weeks ago that will be fun to remind him of when he starts dating! I have a special place to store these funny memories and it is known as an app called Little Hoots. This app is a fun discovery that I stumbled upon during the Turn the page KC event last month at The Sprint Center. If you want to know more about that event, be sure to look it up! It was free and the kids had a great time! Anyway, while walking around talking to vendors, I found a table sponsored by Little Hoots. The founder Lacey Ellis created this app as a way to help keep track of all the silly things her kids said. In this app, parents are able to record memories, modify design, font and color and save them on their device. This app became available to others so other families could have a safe way to store memories and connect them to social media as well. If you would like to learn more about Little Hoots, check out the app on your device (free) or check out their Facebook page!

As for me, I am going to go back to storing memories in Little Hoots and stocking up embarrassing moments for when my kids start dating…in hopefully no less than another 20 years! A mom can dream right?

And Then There Was… The Mom Workout

Last week I got this brilliant idea to start working out as part of my daily routine.

I am not talking about chunking out 30 plus minutes of my day to take a class or miserably fail at a yoga DVD, I am talking about building it into what I am already doing at home or out and about in my daily life. I decided that it would be easy and fun to do lunges in the hallway while putting away laundry,  squats while microwaving lunch and crunches during commercials.  This plan seemed fool proof and simple. I am sure I am not the only one to come to this conclusion either. So with an unknown success rate and a bit of motivation I decided to give it a try. Let me tell ya, the motivation DID NOT LAST. However, it did lead to a funny story.

I am sure many of you decided to check out the 59 cent pancake deal at IHOP on July 18th. Well…our family joined the parade, got a big table and started downing pancake meals. Despite taking my youngest to the potty right before dinner, she decided that she needed to go again when I was about 5 bites from finishing my short stack. Being a dedicated Mom, we ran to the bathroom as fast as we could. Thinking that this would be a quick visit, I helped her settle on the potty and then she proclaimed that she needed to pee and poop! In my head I am thinking, “Great…” but I tell her, “Okay honey, go ahead”. It was a small stall and I had nothing better to do for at least the next ten minutes, so I decided that it would be the perfect time for a mini workout.

It was wall push up time!

I straddled my legs, leaned forward and began doing pushups on the wall. It wasn’t the most sanitary of activities, but what was a Mom to do besides smell her daughter’s poo? I tried two handed and single handed. Not too difficult. My daughter, curious as always asked, “What are you doing?” “Exercise, sweetie.”, I said. I explained a bit more while trying to coach her to finish going potty. I did manage to get a bit of an arm workout and then finally she was done! It was my turn to take a tinkle. I sit down and my daughter starts doing her own version of pushups on the wall with her pants still down! Only, they don’t look like pushups. She is bopping her hips back and forth singing, “Poopy town, poopy town, poopy town!”, just as someone else walks in. Meanwhile I am trying to convince her to finish pulling up her pants and shhh so we can leave. She of course being my little stinker thinks that she is hilarious and keeps right on singing. I finish up and yoink her pants up so we can wash our hands. All the while, the mystery person in the bathroom is snickering in the stall next to us. Embarrassed, I hoist her up on the sink to wash her hands and get the heck out of there. The last thing I want is to see this person face to face. Needless to say, I haven’t gone back to that workout routine.

Have you had a funny or embarrassing moment with your kids?

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