We all know one. The picture perfect version of what a mom is “supposed to be”. So, why is it that so many of us have a hard time relating to ‘that’ mom? Here’s Gabrielle, from the iFamily Mom Squad with the question we all want to ask… “Have you ever made an adult version of that party punch?”
Dear Hostess with the Mostest:
Those cupcakes you made for your daughter’s birthday were divine, and you decorated them perfectly. Who would have ever thought to arrange all the cupcakes in the shape of a tiara? Everything was picture perfect. You are so effortlessly creative. I have no idea how you manage to pull all these ideas together. I would ask you what your secret is, but I have a secret of my own. My secret is that I don’t care.
Don’t get me wrong. I love attending your parties. Your “party punch” is legendary . The food is always delicious, and the decorations make all your guests feel like royalty. The truth is, I could never be the hostess that you are. The truth is I would never try.
I have a Pinterest account, but I’ve never attempted a single thing on any of the 5 personalized boards I’ve created. I have seen pictures of those epic Pinterest fails, and I truly believe I could top every single one of them. I see a soufflé that didn’t quite rise, and I think, “That’s still better than the premixed cookie dough that I burned to a crisp last month.”
I did not get the baking gene, or the decorating gene.( I do, however, make a decent party punch.) I am more than happy to have all of my parties catered by the closest pizza chain. Our cupcakes come from the bakery at our favorite grocery store and if I buy any decorations at all, they are probably coming from the dollar store around the corner.
Because our kids are the same age, we will probably be touring the birthday circuit together. I appreciate your attention to detail at your own kid’s party, but please don’t point out that the race car birthday banner doesn’t really match the ninja- themed plates at someone else’s party. Instead, just try to enjoy your lukewarm pizza served on plain white Styrofoam and the not quite cold soda served in the matching cup. The birthday parties are for the kids, and if we put enough ketchup on the Styrofoam, they’d eat that and be happy, as long as they are with their friends.
Friends is the operative word here. We all want to be friends with you…and not just so we can have your award-winning chicken salad at the next party. There should be more to our relationship than critiquing each other’s party themes and recipe ideas, but there is one recipe all of us have been wanting to ask you about…
Have you ever made an adult version of that party punch?
Pizza Party Moms everywhere